Top 100+ funny love quotes

Funny Love Quotes – Love is the most precious emotion in life and humor is the best tool to handle all tension and trouble of lives. So when we combine both love and humor it creates the best dish for a happy and romantic life that is funny love quotes. Romance is like spice and humor is like sweet so now you easily understand the taste of this. ha ha looking that I am writing this post on recipes or for food channel but wait I am coming to my point.

Love and romance are things that make lives of human being better and humor add some extra taste to your life. Some time fun is a way to say hidden feelings and sometimes it is just exaggeration to add some humor in a relationship. Only love and romance makes life so serious and boring sometimes but humor retains the freshness of our love life.

Humor and fun make life easy and put a smile on the face of your partner and lighter the environment. so we have collected lots of funny love quotes, funny love quotes for her and funny love quotes for him. So you can use them and make your love life funny, fresh and sweet.

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funny love quotes


Funny Love Quotes

You are my candy, you are my crush 
When I see your DP I always blush  

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.” – Professor Irwin Corey

“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.” – Ray Romano

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

” Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” — Richard Jeni

“A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” – Tim Allen

“I love you and it’s getting worse.” – Joseph E. Morris

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard

Funny Love Quotes for her

Loss for words? Give that person a hug. It’s worth a thousand and more. Plus, it’s free.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. – Les Dawson

“The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?” – Freud

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henry Youngman

“Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.” – Jessica Martin

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” – Andy Warhol

“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller

“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.” – Fulton J. Sheen

Funny Love Quotes for him

“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery

“Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.” – George Carlin

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

“Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce

“The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” – Coleridge

“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” –  Francois de la Rochefoucauld

“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.” – Steven Wright

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein

“The four most important words in any marriage…I’ll do the dishes.” – Anonymous

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Hussein Nishah

Funny Love Quotes for wife

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope women won’t change, but they do. – Bettina Arndt

You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” — Joan Rivers

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” – Billy Crystal

“Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.” – Tommy Dewar

“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns

Funny Love Quotes for Husband

“What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday”. – Cindy Garner

“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” –
Agatha Christie

“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” — Jerry Seinfeld

“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.” – David Bissonette

“Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener” – Pauline Thomason

funny Love Quotes In Hindi 

सुन मेरे चेहरे पे बहुत ग्लो है मुझे पता है
ये सब तेरे प्यार का फ्लो है

ना तुम जैसा कोई ना तुम्हारे सिवा कोई

तुम्हारी फ़िक्र है मुझे शक नहीं
तुम्हे कोई और देखे ये किसी को हक़ नहीं

सच्चा प्या भी सरकारी नौकरी की तरह होता है
धक्का खा कर ही मिलता है वो भी किस्मत वालों को

दिल प्रेग्नेंट सा हो गया है
लगता है इश्क पैदा होने वाला है

रिश्ता बनाया है तो निभाएंगे
रोज तुमसे लड़ेंगे और तुम्हें मनाएंगे

ए खुदा .. बेशक मुझे सिंगल रख
लेकिन उसे भी सिंगल रखना
जिसके साथ मेरी शादी होगी

जिंदगी भी चाइनीज़ फिल्म की तरह हो गयी है
क्या हो रहा है पता नहीं बस चलती ही जा रही है

हां हम बुरे हैं जाओ अच्छों की तलाश कर लो

सुन रहा है ना तू
खाना बनाना सीख गयी हूँ मैं

Wo Kahti Thi Tumhare Bina Mar Jaungi 
Ek Saal Ho Gaya Kha Kha Ke Moti Ho Gayi Hai 

Pyar Ek Dhokha Hai Abhi Bhi Sambhal Lo Mauka Hai

जिस रिलेशनशिप में न लड़ाइयां होती हैं न,
उसी रिलेशनशिप में हद से ज्यादा प्यार होता है

याद रखना मैं तुम्हे इतना याद करुँगी
कि तुम्हे हिचकी नहीं सीधे दिल का दौरा पड़ेगा

चाहा था जिसे टूट कर
मन करता है आ जाऊं उसे कूट कर

सब लोग दिल के बुरे नहीं होते
कुछ लोग का दिमाग भी ख़राब होता है

सुनो आपके दिल में उतरना है
मैं सीढ़ी लगाऊं या सीधे कूद जाऊं

सोशल सर्विस है तुम्हारी स्माइल
देखो देखो दुनिया में टेंशन ख़तम हो रही है

जिसे हम दिल से प्यार करते हैं ना
उसको हमेशा तंग करने का दिल करता है

कहीं पे पहुँचने के लिए कही से निकलना बहुत जरुरी होता है
सही वक्त पे कट लेना चाहिए
नहीं तो गिले – शिकवे होने लगते हैं

प्यार कभी भी हो सकता है क्योंकि
बुद्धि भ्रष्ट होने की कोई उम्र नहीं होती है

पजामा और प्लाजो नस्ल से सगे भाई हैं,
फर्क बस इतना है कि,
पजामा सरकारी स्कूल से पढ़ा है,
और प्लाजो कान्वेंट एजुकेटेड है!

आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है.. मजनू चाहता है लैला को,
लैला किसी और की दीवानी है !!!

सुना है झगड़ने से प्यार बढ़ता है
तो क्या करूँ …. उसे मुक्का मार दूँ

इश्क का समंदर भी क्या समंदर है… जो डूब गया वो आशिक…
जो बच गया वो दीवाना… जो तैरता ही रह गया वह पति !!!

जिंदगी में प्रॉब्लम ऐसे पीछे पड़ी हुई है
जैसे मैं ही उनकी पहली और आखिरी मोहब्बत हूँ

गूगल मैप भी नहीं बता सकता कि
प्यार हमें किस मोड़ पे ले आया

इस वैलेंटाइन को या तो वो मेरी या मैं बजरंग दाल का …..

शादी के लिए तुझे भगाऊंगा नहीं
पर तुझे पाने के लिए कोई कसर छोडूंगा नहीं



These funny love quotes are for making your life easy, romantic and joyful. This large collection of funny love quotes contains lots of different flavors of love quotes. like funny love quotes for her, funny love quotes for him, funny love quotes for your husband or wife.

Here I am sharing this large collection of funny love quotes with you and expecting that you will write a comment for my collection and also your own funny love quotes if you have any and yes I think I need little appreciation from your side.

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